Reluctant pupper pawrent shares the responsibilities and joys of adopting a doggo despite being strongly against the idea and despising dogs, says: ‘It's strange, seeing an animal completely understand you. Or try to be sneaky. Or a lot of things really.’

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    "Besides, playing tug-o-war with a cat is just mean."
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    So, after months and months and MONTHS of fighting with me. I finally caved and let my girlfriend get a dog. It was a pretty stressful ordeal, I had a whole lot of requirements, reality meant most of those didn't really pan out
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    but about two months ago we "rescued" a seven month old Malamute/German Shepherd. She looks like a wolf. It's kinda awesome. The whole reason I've never really wanted a dog is because they're a lot of work. And my
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    girlfriend, bless her heart, pretty much has absolutely no chance of keeping up with a puppy of any breed. Part of the reason we got the dog was to help with chronic health issues. So I already knew that this
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    wasn't going to be a "You take complete care of the animal and I get all the good parts" situation. And I was right. Very, very right. Dogs are a lot of work. Especially mine. In the two months since we've owned
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    her she's gone from 60lbs to 70lbs (27kg to 31kg) and destroyed more things than I want to list here. Chewing, scratching, digging. The whole nine yards. And again, the whole reason I did not want a dog was because
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    black and white malamute surrounded by snow
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    they were exhausting work even when they weren't destructive. But? If I'm being honest? It's not like I was doing the work I needed to do on myself in the first place. You see, I'm not the kind of person
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    who grudgingly accepts something major like an animal in the house and then I do the passive aggressive "I didn't even want a dog thing". If I wasn't ever going to be okay with a dog, I would have put my foot down. So
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    when we got the dog it meant that there needed to be big changes around my apartment and in my lifestyle. No more leaving food on the counters and dishes in the sink. No. more leaving things
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    just lying around. No more forgetting to vacuum for a couple weeks. No more sitting in my apartment for four straight days. Because it's one thing to put myself through that, it's entirely something else to submit an animal to that.
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    I ended up going through all of my things and throwing away all the stuff you hold onto that just clutters up your home for years on the off chance you might someday maybe have an excuse to have tripped over this thing fifteen times. I even,
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    god forbid, culled my books down to just my favorites instead of the four bookshelves worth just so I could get rid of said bookshelves to make better room for the dog's crate. I go on walks now. All the time. I definitely
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    foist as many as I can on my girlfriend because technically, this is her dog. But we go on walks together. I talk to strangers all the time and they have absolutely nothing but nice things to say to me. Everybody has a smile
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    on their face when my dog is around Oh. And did I mention the dog, when she's not being as destructive as dogably possible, is kinda one of the best dogs I've ever met? The only reason she even gets destructive at all is
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    brown and white malamute walking through a spring field
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    because she has crazy separation any y. So she's a complete sweetheart to us. One of the reasons my girlfriend got a dog was for Deep Pressure Therapy, and it ended up being something we literally didn't have to train her to do. One
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    patpat on her lap and now my girlfriend is buried under 70lbs of Malamute. Did it from the first day. And she's f 3 smart. It's strange, seeing an animal completely understand you. Or try to be sneaky. Or a
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    lot of things really. I didn't grow up with animals as a kid, I'm constantly either over or underestimating the dog's intelligence and capability. She's too smart for me to be lazy when training her. I have to
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    remember to keep my tone and my body language just so. It's actually sparked a lot of self awareness about things I hadn't expected. Turns out, I'm kind've a yeller when I'm angry. Can't
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    really yell at your dog, doesn't do any good. Just gets her all riled up or all terrified and then she's gonna pe somewhere and then you're just going to have to clean it up again. So now I have to watch my volume.
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    As it turns out. Regular exercise, an important project to constantly work on, repeated positive interactions with the outside world, and a big doofus buddy to be the best foot stool/lung crusher you could ever ask for? Turns out that's a
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    pretty good combination. Besides, playing tug- o-war with a cat is just mean.
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    black and white malamute standing in a snowey forest

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